On a recent trip to the United States , Tony Blair, Ex. Prime
Minister of the UK and now U.N. Middle East Peace Envoy,
addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians.
He spoke for almost two hours on his success in bringing about a lasting peace settlement
amongst the warring nations of the Middle East,
likening it to the way that the U.S. Government found a suitable agreement
with the North American tribes.
At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with
a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name – Walking Eagle.
A very chuffed Tony then departed in his motorcade,
waving to the crowds..
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came
to select the new name given to Tony Blair They explained that
Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird
so full of shit that it can no longer fly.